Floor nibblies

Enjoy the comforts of a well trimmed carpet while receiving some delicious oral crumblies

Joe came over the other day and him and I both enjoyed some floor nibblies

by Joefy'n'slug February 6, 2012

floor job

When you find a crack or whole in the ground and you fuck it

Dang! I just got a splinter from my floor job!

by Mvplewis3 August 6, 2017

hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

floor weed

Burnt weed that is usually flung or dumped out of your bowl once you've finished it. Usually searched for and smoked in times of dire need of weed.

Bro I ran out of weed so I went in my closet and found some floor weed.

by eZaF May 24, 2016

Third-floored

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

Party Floor

The state in which any floor has a sticky unknown coating that causes the shoes to stick to it. Typically caused from spilt, stale beer or mixed drinks.

"Wow, you must have had a raging party last night because you're kitchen has some pretty mean party floor going on!"

by Mechanical Escape January 6, 2013

floorage

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.

'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'

by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008