Call of Duty

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

*Player gets noobtubed*
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................i quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!

by EpicKnight March 8, 2011

Dusty

A broke ass man

She messin' with a dusty
He's taking her car & credit card
Time to dump marry up

by WitchElectra August 22, 2019

Dusty Tuna

Old lady vagina’s that haven’t been maintained and haven’t seen the light of day for quite some time.

“I bet Betty White’s snatch is like a slab of shrivelled up dusty tuna”

by Feverflav January 14, 2021

Dutty Kurtz

The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion

Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable

by A.I.M The Kyd April 15, 2021

Double Duffy

The Double Duffy is used in staff meetings when frustration mounts to the point that you cannot take it anymore. It is usually directed at the person running the meeting, but can also be directed at colleagues. This will usually either end the meeting or move it right along. The double Duffy consists of two middle fingers being directed from the same person.

Can you believe what the boss was griping about in that meeting? I wanted to give him a double Duffy.

by Artteacherman May 25, 2017

Duty Before Booty

When you're on the job and you cannot go messing with the hot chicks around you. This is to make sure one's mind is really on the job.

Guy 1: Dude go talk to those hot chicks!
Guy 2: Man... I can't... duty before booty, you know?

by Urban Dictionary January 6, 2007

Dusty Cellar

An older lady’s vagina

I’d like to clean the cobwebs off that dusty cellar.

by JoeJo Dancer March 31, 2015