Douchefied

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

by MissClassify February 2, 2015

Douchemire

A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.

Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

douchevibe

someone who you barely know who gives you the feeling that they are a douche.

I don't know about you, but this guy is giving me the douchevibe.

by i am a cool cat forreal July 23, 2007

douchefight

Simple as a fight between two douchebag.

- Did you see that douchefight yesterday?
- Yeah, it was a draw, both of them knocked out after seeing their reflection in their opponent eyes.

by Awesom-o February 16, 2008

douchefagette

derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.

traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.

can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.

oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.

by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009

Doucherelli

Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.

The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"

by vingratis March 25, 2009

Douchefageur

A person who has mastered the art of douchefaggotry.

Guy 1: Yo, Thomas just punched me in the balls!
Guy 2: What a douchefageur.

by Westfallen October 8, 2009