band director

1. The most awesome teacher you will ever have. Often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.

"That band director, Mr.Minick, is a really cool guy!"
"I know right?! He's the best teacher ever!"

by Tbabstbone November 26, 2011

passive-directive

To present a needed task, job, or duty as a choice when it is actually a command. Either due to the audacity of the assignment, the lack of communication skills of the assignor, or both.

My boss is so passive-directive. He's always like, "Umm yeeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday, ummkay?"

by Ben354 January 3, 2008

DirectorDuck

A youtuber who makes okay-ish Minecraft videos. his friends are chickenbanannaa (diaper eater), commandremu (yeezy lover/parush parati) and razorratgaming (the type of guy who jumps off bridges for fun). DirectorDuck is known for wearing "howdy hats" which are basically cowboy hats while riding his howdy horse and drinking apple juice because tasty. He is okay at video games.

"hey, have you seen DirectorDuck's new video?"
"yeah, he is very okay at video games."

by martdapoopson February 27, 2021

Urban Dictionary Gay Directory

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.

The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

Direct Deposit

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.

She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.

by JJB1600 January 5, 2009

to catch a predator driving directions

web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words

anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too

by stoned phillips October 18, 2017