Coffee Crumpet

The anus.

It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.

Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?

by Redeeris November 2, 2010

crumpted

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

Chumptacular

Spectacularly lame.

"Wow Chris, your one-man-band performance was Chumptacular."

by Mighty J January 27, 2004

Steamy Crumpet

A hot, fresh, juicy turd.

Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.

I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.

This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018

Barry Crump

Luis Lime's boyfriend

Harry Styles is Barry Crump

by girasolinas January 11, 2021

crumpin

a dance that started appearing in LA clubs, which was originally done by clowns (no lie!). it was popularized in the missy elliot video, "i'm really really hot."

damn look at them kids crumpin on the floor.

by tre September 11, 2004

Nick Crompton

A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.

You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,

Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,

And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy

by DaveM92 August 26, 2017