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A hot, fresh, juicy turd.
Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.

I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.

This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
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by Tugg N. Harder January 12, 2018
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