craphands

When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit

Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.

by chelm_star December 22, 2018

carlphobic

you bully the best person ever (carl)

bitch 1: omg i hate carl
bitch 2: that means you're carlphobic
bitch 1: carlphobic?
bitch 2: if you hate carl you're carlphobic

by lordcarl August 24, 2021

calphobia

the fear of cal jacobs

whenever i see cal jacobs, i get a big case of calphobia

by Clarkcassidy February 1, 2022

calphobic

calphobic or calphobia is the fear when you see cal jacobs on screen.

“i was watching euphoria last night, and cal came on. i got a wicked case of calphobia. i am a proud calphobic

by Clarkcassidy February 2, 2022

Craphole

My husband.

My husband is a craphole.

by MonkeySees July 29, 2022

Craphole

Nah to a certain definition for Craphole. Not "Basically any nightclub in Britain" in the definition place for Craphole. /

There is craphole places.

by JordanJohnsonistheone August 28, 2022

Chalphy

A person seen as a god amongst men, he likes to make gorilla noises and speak with a loud and deep voice. he views himself as the alpha male.

Chalphy is a beast

by BInck moeders modelletje September 28, 2022