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Chij Katong convent

Where most educated lesbians who are good in literature and arts are born
Your a chij Katong convent girl? That explains alot
by #smeggzy August 15, 2021
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conept

A conept is an implicit handover of responsibility, analysis and implementation.

Whenever someone is asked to create a conept for a vague idea.

What is actually meant is to implicitly handover any hard decisions (functional and technical) from the asking party to the employee that will be creating the conept.

For the requesting party, a finished conept is to be considered as the fruit of all powerpoints presented to upper management, leading up to the point of the delegation of the creation of the conept.

After a demo of a conept, the conept will then be functionally reverse engineered so that it looks like that the initial requirements had always been describing exactly what the conept does up until that point.
Whenever that happens, the conept will be used to extrapolate a roadmap for future similar conepts for the next 10 years with hard-limits on estimated mandays.
We're trusting you to create a conept for the roadmap we've described for this product. (phrase used publicly)

Thanks to the conept, we've now figured out what we actually meant with this 'technical uplift'. (phrase not used publicly)
by Zeverkieken July 11, 2019
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Concept Unification

A type of process where they retrofit the Rock-afire Explosion into Munch's Make Believe Band. They would reuse props for later, or just destroy them entirely. Throughout the tape, it is plays somewhat sad/happy music but it is really hard to listen to the music while you have to see your favorite animatronic band from your childhood turning into complete different creatures.
Welcome to the Concept Unification Installation Tape! The purpose of this tape is to give you a brief overview of the installation process.
by ComputerGirlGeek January 12, 2021
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convertible mode

The act of pulling one's foreskin back from their penis.
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?
Cindy finally let me sleep with her, needless to say I went convertible mode.

Hey just making sure, we going convertible mode for this?
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?
by vietnamviking August 23, 2021
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douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.
"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"
by Pat Owen December 9, 2008
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Fuckwit Convention

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.
Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.
by Mighty-D April 7, 2011
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international convention

International convention or IC is a once a year event where Jewish teens "come to touch boobies and get their dick sucked" -Hoodie Allen.
by JEWish March 12, 2015
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