Definitions by Mighty-D

Fuckwit Convention 

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

Fuckwit Convention by Mighty-D April 7, 2011

Fountain Girl 

That stupid girl in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania who fell into a fountain while walking and texting and then wondered why people just laughed at her.

(No dumbasses were hurt in this act of stupidity)

Guy: Hey, I just sawed my own arm off. Now I only have one arm and that makes me sad.

Other Guy: You are every bit as stupid as that dumbass fountain girl.

Fountain Girl by Mighty-D January 22, 2011