conscrypton

cyber conscription, conscrypton, mandates use of a digital currency micropayment to circumvent hard currency, subscription and paywalled access online. Its hacker parlance, a term of art in protest to a loss of free speech online placed behind a paywall, albeit micro paywall.

GNAP protocol provides automatic seamless online conscrypton using digital cash micropayments forgoing use of subscription, paywall membership and exchange of U.S. dollars, checks or credit card information enabling a cleaner, safer and efficient online marketplace at the expense of a tiny encroachment on free speech online.

by rr6013 February 14, 2024

conschipated

When your chi is all blocked up, no flow.

"Bro you are really looking down."

"Yea man I am just tired and have no energy."
"Dude you must be conschipated."

by SSpice June 27, 2019

conscratchulations

Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.

Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.

by QuacksO December 10, 2019

constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constraption

A contraption that is made up of straps. Something used to tie wheelie bins to the back of a car, to get the bins down a long driveway

They’re using that constraption to get the wheelie bins out.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

conscrumptious

Means anything, can be used in any circumstance, or used as a descriptive word. It can be positive, negative, or neutral. ( con-scrump-tuos )

This meal is conscrumptious

by Conscrumptious September 30, 2023