ConFusted

Confused and fustrated.

Trying to figure out chinese math has me confusted.

by Fatal Puppy October 11, 2009

Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.

Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.

by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009

El Conquistador

When you are masterbating on the bidet and you switch the water from warm to ice cold at the moment of climax

Adam may be on his bachelor party but no woman could compare to El Conquistador

by Jeremy is the guy May 7, 2022

Copper pipe conquistador

Scrapping with a focus on copper pipe.

He broke into all eight vacant houses in the neighborhood. He stole all the copper pipe. His lust for copper is insatiable, he is a copper pipe conquistador.

by CMBS6 January 12, 2008

conquest

1. n. a person who has acceded to sexual arousal and permitted intercourse;

2. n. the act of giving into intercourse after being harried into it under duress but not by brute force.

Most of Tyrone's conquests occurred by just chillin' to the wee hours of the morning with any babe he liked, who eventually grew tired and sleepy, and just chucked her clothes.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

conquistador

Someone who has many conquests sexually. Someone who has an excessive amount of sexual partners without emotion.

Conquistador #1: man, i hooked up with 3 differnt girls this week!
Conquistador #2: no way!.... i only got 2!

by kissmekate July 16, 2008

conquest

A stunning car of the 80's, aka Mitsubishi Starion.

A very rare and unique car, definately of a kind

"Woah, check out that horn looking Conquest!"

by Anon October 30, 2003