1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
by I HATE SNAKES!!!!! May 12, 2009
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1. A maritime mindset or perspective.
2. A tranquil state of mind when one is near the sea; the region adjoining it.
3. The state of one's ideas, when on the land next to the sea; seashore.
2. A tranquil state of mind when one is near the sea; the region adjoining it.
3. The state of one's ideas, when on the land next to the sea; seashore.
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"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
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Get the Chanel West Coast mug.1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.
Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...
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hey do you live in Newport Coast since you drive a Benz???
hell no i can't afford that, live in huntington beach with all of the poorer upper/middle class.
hell no i can't afford that, live in huntington beach with all of the poorer upper/middle class.
by oc man January 5, 2010
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