A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
by NurseDiesel December 2, 2021
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Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."
Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
by RustMcGust April 12, 2013
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Me: *hits person with a bat* I think you mean a beautiful hero. Korey Cooper is a beautiful person.
Me: *hits person with a bat* I think you mean a beautiful hero. Korey Cooper is a beautiful person.
by Music_Saves_People July 13, 2015
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Get the luke cooper mug.A warehouse in china were thousands of Asian woman are performing sexual intercourse 24/7 while doing so it sounds like and i quote a "Chinese Chicken Coop"
"Bro I stopped by this Chinese chicken coop yesterday and that s*** was lit as F****!"
"Owning or coming within 500ft of a Chinese chicken coop in the United States is highly illegal and very dangerous"
"Owning or coming within 500ft of a Chinese chicken coop in the United States is highly illegal and very dangerous"
by URSmart March 11, 2019
Get the Chinese Chicken Coop mug.When two individuals make the decision to voyage to a ice cream or frozen yogurt shop. They purchase 21 different flavors and rub them all over their naked sweaty bodies. The dairy mixed with sweat creates a unique entity. The male individual then proceeds to straddle the female over the breasts and then farts upon her chest. BOOOOOMMM. Dirty Cooper.
"Dude me and da bitch was getting KINKY last night. She thought we were doin reverse cowboy but then i psyched her out with a Dirty Cooper!"
"You dirty dawwgg!!!"
"You dirty dawwgg!!!"
by Cooley Cooper January 21, 2010
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