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Clear Eyes

God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.
I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
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clear your RAM

defined as the act of self pleasure, after which one's flash drive is reset.
Dude! Your can't just go an clear your RAM in my shed!!
by Ochlarchial Demonym November 20, 2010
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clear port

Another name for Teterboro Airport (KTEB) outside NYC. Commonly used by business vips, execs, and celebs for its convenience.
"It's Tito Borough when it's jet flying time (clear port)
And we so thorough we the set fly or die" jim jones
by snowbdr04 April 3, 2008
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Clear goo

Noun:

Pre-ejaculate; the clear viscous fluid that seeps or leaks from a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. Clear goo serves to rid the urethra of urine acid and serves as an FDA-compliant lubricant.
"Last night, Dylan's mom was giving me a handjob. It really hurt until some clear goo came out."
by David Wright Orange Park April 22, 2008
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clear in

A mechanic who gets brought into a union company without serving a union apprenticeship. Typically a company man with no alliance to his brothers in the field
Look, there’s the clear in under the bosses desk again
by JC3 October 23, 2019
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Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.
You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!
by Laird December 8, 2003
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clear the beach

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.
by Gunno January 9, 2012
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