Definitions by Gunno

clear the beach 

Trimming or shaving the pubic area

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.

clear the beach by Gunno January 9, 2012

llama hoof 

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

llama hoof by Gunno January 9, 2012