Chodeband

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband

Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.

by Small Mike January 18, 2007

Chodescrobe

someone who like to look at or play with chodes

sally liked to play with jims chode so she is a chodescrobe

by jamie .c May 11, 2010

Chodemander

When a person with a chode opens up the end of their pee hole, so that the pee hole looks like a little mouth on a salamander.

Oh man, when I stick this Q-tip in my chode it looks like a chodemander.

by Poops Mc Gee August 6, 2008

chodeamonkey

a derogatory word used towards an individual displaying incompetents and or idiotic behavior

John is a chodeamonkey for wrecking his car.

by Daniel Kittrell February 9, 2007

Chodestar

When you cum in someone's eye with a chode.

Yesterday I gave Billy's girlfriend a Chodestar.

by Chodestar June 13, 2016

chodestroker

the art of having a chode(small fat cock)and stroking it until jizz emerges from the tip of it.

jimmy is a chodestroker

by cookiebaker317 October 14, 2009

chodeseph

A word that can be used as a term for a close friend, sort of like 'homie'

What the fuck's up, chodeseph!

by Quiet Robert December 4, 2004