choader

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.

I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.

by 444 May 13, 2005

Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out

Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.

by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003

chodely

1. An adjective or adverb describing something as being gay or worthless.

2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.

That movie was 100% chodely.


Why would Victor do something so chodely?

by Paul October 3, 2004

Choadler

1) Derogatory term for a homosexual. 2) Insult meaning that the recipient performs fellatio for pleasure.

I can't stand Bob! He's a fucking choadler!

by FlatPatty September 19, 2009

ChodelHoldel

Legend has it, that a man BY THE NAME OF Stewart Weatherbee, grew up with a condition only known as chodeinflamia. His chode became swollen and the only way the doctors could make it go down was for them to come up behinde him and grab him from behind, reach under and grabbing his manhood, PICK HIM UP and make him bounce up and down. This released the fluid from his chode into a sack that they cald the "Chode Holder". Soon kids began doing it to eachother in a little place called Owensboro Kentucky (Where Stewart was from) and they called it the ChodelHoldel. It is commonly known as a joke from kids at "Brothers Una Pizza".

So I was just standing there and some kid came up behind me and before I could even think about it, BAM, Chodelholdel. Man it sucks.

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004

choader

A boner. An erect choad.

Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

chodely

Used to describe men who go to bars and talk to other men, not because they are gay, but because they are either too old or dont have the guts to go and try to pick up and meet new women. So instead they clump together (usually in pairs which is creepy already) and talk about their chodely lives whilst clinging onto a beer to make them seem less like a complete loser.

Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"

I went to this bar in Hong Kong and there were all these chodely guys sitting together while women walked and danced around them.

by ntitty January 15, 2008