National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq

Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong

by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019

chiPhone

One of many chinese-manufactured clones of Apple's iPhone.

The Meizu M8 and the CECT P168s are pretty nice little chiPhones, but aren't as nice as the iPhone.

by esmith512 October 7, 2007

Chisholmgasm

The act of blowing loads on a strangers car seat. This is a car seat in which you just installed a car stereo.

I can't believe this bitch isn't paying me to put this shit in! I gonna give her a chisholmgasm!!

by Slippery Beef October 20, 2008

Chitwood

A way of saying that you have a teacher that doesn't give a fuck about homework and who gives you the answers during tests. Usually Teachers who are Chitwoods are very attractive

Guy 1: Hey man what type of teacher did you get for math?

Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!

Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!

Guy 2: I know man!!!

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

chiphop

chiphop is a genre of music much like hip hop, except to chip music.... its like rapping to mario music basically

i'm way too white and geeky for hip hop. i'll listen to chiphop

by dr. pibb July 24, 2005

chisholmed

when you get bitched up like a mofo;
owned

justin:i like butt
chris:i like yo mamas butt
random kid: CHISHOLMED

by big poppa smack chris December 8, 2004

chichomoclause

a child molester who dresses like santa at christmas.

colin is a total chichomoclause...

by the real hazard November 11, 2006