Cheefing

The act of smoking marijuana with a group of two or more and holding on to the joint/blunt/bong/bowl etc for a longer time than the set rhythm of rotation.

Person 1: Such and Such has had the blunt for a minute I thought it was puff puff pass. It's five heads.

Person 2: Yea he's always like that. Cheefing everywhere we go. He didn't even put in.

by SimplyComplexComplexlySimplcti August 4, 2018

platinum cheerio

A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.

Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!

Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!

Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.

by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011

cheenis

Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

by chodelord69 September 24, 2021

cheeriomagnetization

The tendency for the last few cheerios to cling together for survival.

Dang, I wish I could eat my cereal without all of this cheeriomagnetization.

by Christy C. January 4, 2009

Cheerios

A whit washed Armenian. Usually an Armenian white mix, person mix, or berutsi.

Ara es Cheerios inch gyota.

by Armoartush September 4, 2018

Cheentwax

A stick with a duck head on it. A popular West Virginia culture item.

Man, that cheentwax is disturbing! A cut off duck head on a stick?!

by BellaMacaroni June 8, 2019

Cheesingtons

A family of 8 consisting of sophie, raelyn, cheese, lj, Charles, mia, precious, and Jamir. A family of friends who had the time of their life and love each other with the bottom of their hearts. A group of alt and funny teens that love Minecraft and talking to each other everyday. Sadly this family drifted apart because not everything will last forever such as a life. Though this was my life and everything about it I will miss forever. I love the cheesingtons <3 lj

I’m apart of the cheesingtons!
Hey cheesingtons let’s vc!

by LJtheasian November 25, 2021