Collapsed Doggy

A • sexual • position • where • the • lady • lies • down facing down, and the guy gets on top of her like a stack of bread, and fucks her from above.

Ayo babe, you down to try some Collapsed doggy later tonight and let me come all over your back?

by appletittiezz January 22, 2024

Collapsetard

"Someone who sees signs of civilizational collapse wherever they go.
Typically used to be self deprecating." - Louise Perry

Term coined by writer Louise Perry's partner to describe Louise's approach.

My partner is calling me collapsetard because of my claim that the civilization collapse is near.

by Dark Reaver April 12, 2025

Smith Collapse

In Poker, when someone is leading the chip lead for most of the night, then, when the tournament is close to the end, the unfortunate donkey unwittingly plays with so much overconfidence that they go all in with a semi-decent hand and get outdrawn to lose their stash.

Holy Ace of Spades, Karl was victimized by the ole' Smith Collapse again...that's the third poker tournament in a row that he blew his load all over the poker table. What a donkey!

by Julius Goat September 22, 2009

government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel September 20, 2016

Guest collapser

Someone outside your regular group of party friends who joins you for an after party and proceeds to immediately collapse.

Did you see Manos last weekend? He was the guest collapser at Colin’s place

by PetitDragon November 29, 2020

Galaxy Collapse

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.

Section. 1.

fuck you

SOMEBODY SCREAM!! -Er70r
(galaxy collapse)

by Er70r June 19, 2022

Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.

Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2023