cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

Cactus Bombs

When Mike Gordon of Phish is on an extended jam dropping funky sexy bass grooves.

Woah Teddy, Did you hear that Tube from 12/29/97? Mike was dropping Cactus bombs all over that track

by RyGuy88140 April 3, 2015

Cactuslaflame

Cocktus Giganticus

Female: Saarth gave me his Cactuslaflame in bed last night and it is humungous

by kaisermonke February 17, 2021

cockussy

A cock. Cockussy is another name for a cock. Made by combining the word "cock" and the suffix "-ussy".

Damn bro, this boy got the best cockussy in town, no cap.

by The_Great_Alex May 13, 2022

Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.

Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....

by a67Aperture January 9, 2013

black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵

He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.

by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015

uncle cuckus

Uncle cuckus, basically a more extreme, irrational and aggressive version of an uncle cuck. Basically the same as uncle ruckus but the white version.

All white people are racist, I'm so ashamed of being white, you cannot be racist to white people.

No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.

by XxP1KEY69xX August 22, 2017