Glorious Exposition Comrade

A more classy version of "Cool story bro" usually used with Russian he-man picture for connotation.

person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...

Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!

by The Russian Syndicate December 08, 2010

enthralling tale comrade

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.

"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"

"Enthralling tale comrade."

by Brobeck May 23, 2009

Fellow Comrades

People who betray you someday and don't actually like you and you don't actually like them

Fuck you guys

I totally enjoy the company of my Fellow Comrades

by NotSpuuder November 24, 2018

Comrade Big Black

American citizen / fake Russian spy. Assists Comrade Ghost in black op missions in various locations. Only operates during the night as to blend in with surroundings. Has sketchy Russian accent but is one of the best insurgents in the R.O.X.T. (Russian Operations X Team). Very intelligent and can dwell in the minds of enemies for days.

Comrade Big Black is coming.

How can you tell?

See the dark figure moving closer? That's her.

by G.T.X. April 25, 2011

Go home comrade.

A way to respond to the comment section to a person who appears to be a Russian troll seeing division.

TotallyAnAmerican: Look at the picture; it’s all Hispanic protesting.
This is what we (democrats) get for supporting immigrants, Spanish language and DEI?

AnActualAmericanDemocrat: Go home comrade.

by Lizard DC June 04, 2023

Comrade Ancom

An imaginary individual who has all the necessary theoretical explanations and practical solutions geared towards thwarting capitalism. That is, until you start following them. A political paradox to be sure.

I guess if comrades need the info these days, then you find it from an encrypted server, and certainly not from Comrade Ancom and their regular blog posts and reading groups.

by commielnino July 27, 2023

Clunge comrades

Male variant of Dick Sisters. Where two men have both had sex with the same woman.

Hey bro, you and Amy seem close. That make us Clunge Comrades?

by Comrade#1 February 19, 2023