bafflesphere

(n.)The place your heart and/or mind go when a friend has ghosted you. This is a temporary holding place where you can leave once healed to reintegrate mind, body, and spirit.

A piece of my heart now resides in the bafflesphere since she ghosted me and will not respond or give me an explanation.

by ceceliamc February 5, 2018

bufflefuck

When one fucks in a buffle box, it’s a bufflefuck.

Peggy got pounded by Pumba in a bufflefuck.

by Bailey Ruth January 23, 2019

Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

Bufflepuff

Used to describe a man who belongs to the hogwarts house, Hufflepuff, with big muscles and a relatively roughy outside appearance, but inside is a sweetheart who is very kind and gentle.

“He can bench 350 pounds and loves kittens? Must be a bufflepuff.”

by AccioTea March 13, 2019

Buffled

To feel extremely pleased or encouraged by someone's words or actions.

I was really buffled to see so many people show up for the chess tournament.

by Greta Thornbird July 28, 2020

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021

buffled

Absolutely tossed, hammered, shitfaced. The kinda drunk where you wakeup the next day not remebering anything you did, but somehow knowing you did some fuckshit

Sammy: Yo jolly did i do some dumb shit last night
Jolly: dawg you were absolutely buffled, you walked into a random broads party and pumped out 50 pushups

by jollygoodfellow April 7, 2021