boned

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

by xtreemchikin July 11, 2008

bones

An acknowledgement to or congratulation for the coolness of a person's actions, indicated by tapping ones fisted knuckles against those of the recipient.

Oh, man, you hooked up with Ally? Bones, man.

by Makenna December 02, 2003

boning

Playing the trombone.

I was boning last night till my lips hurt!

by anonymous April 11, 2004

Bones

the best damn bearings money can buy

Omg these bones swisses are t3h l337...

by w00tzz0rzz July 18, 2006

The Bone

A term used by the duo Insane Clown Posse, meaning death or to be killed.

P1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Dave?"
P2: "He got in trouble with the police. Sucker got The Bone."

by Psuedosocial December 30, 2019

bonee

1- (n) one who has been boned, AKA been on the receiving end of a boner.

That was great sex last night. I've never been happier being a bonee.

by Jonah858 February 16, 2019

bones

What holds your body together along with muscles and tendons. They are part of a massed structure known as a skeleton.
You can also bury your "bone" in your girl. LOL

I asked her how many bones were in the human body.....she replied "205". I said "yeah, and would you like me to show you how to get one more in there?"

by Ryan August 17, 2004