balogus

Combination of the words: (Baloney & Bogus) something false, fake, and total bullshit.

The politician's statements were completely "balogus".

by RayMcSilly September 12, 2010

Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.

"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

Balchen

A last name for strong, tall, handsome men, and pretty, well dressed women.

That guy must be a Balchen, look how tall and handsome he is!

by Jakey123 August 13, 2012

balobananas

sexual intercourse while the female has a yeast infection.

Hell yea we fucked last night, it was balobananas!

by kcw_cu December 31, 2020

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021

baloney flaps

Obnoxiously large vagina lips.

She has humungous baloney flaps.

by t July 15, 2004

Baloney

1. Nonsense, Unbeleiveable.
2. The meat is spelt "Bologna", morons.

You're full of Baloney!

by Saiyara December 29, 2003