Bahoot

When someone's body is mutilated beyond recognition

He looked Bahooted

by l0ngitude April 26, 2021

bahookie

scottish. your backside or arse.

i slipped on that ice an fell on ma bahookie.

when i got home my Dad booted me up the bahookie for being late.

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

I R Baboon

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006

hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011

baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

by 3008 June 16, 2011