ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

backwards tuna sub

Tuna sub backwards is "bus a nut". Men use backwards tuna sub when they're too ashamed to admit during sex that they're going to climax much quicker than they had previously thought.

Johnny: "Oh no! I'm about to backwards tuna sub!"

Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"

by ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) June 2, 2016

Backwards pole vaulter

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008

backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.

X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!

by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011

backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes

Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake

by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015

backwoods badass

One who can survive out in the woods, usually has a lifted 4x4 with a confident battle flag flying. There not afraid of being out alone to survive and gard there land with a 12 gage manly due too yuppies

Why, that there is your average backwoods badass.

by Tiller gang April 24, 2017

Backwoods Disco Ball

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light

"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."

by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022