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p'awkward

(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."
"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia
by SloopJB April 10, 2008
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awkward mel

use two hands and lift them about temple high and move them foward and backward mildly from temple to ear
melissa instructs a guy to lift something off the scanner and instead signals a plane to land. this is then known as the awkward mel
by angelo aka kid fresh May 15, 2008
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Awkward Timing

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment
A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 24, 2009
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Awkward Puppet

Someone on the side lines or third wheel

The word was created by Jelane!....
Going to a birthday party and not knowing anyone but the person who's birthday it is. In this situation you would be considered an awkward puppet.. Poor you..
by jelydas March 25, 2010
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awkward tagged

when someone is tagged in a picture on facebook that they are barely in, to make it seem like they go out of the house and socialise - when they really have no friends.
did you see those pictures from that party?

yeah dude, but why has that one kid tagged himself when you can only see the side of his arm?

awkward tagged, to prove to people he actually goes out. no one likes that douchebag.
by wo1f January 24, 2011
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awkward I Love You

When your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. Even though you broke up six months ago. Most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.
Ex: "Okay, bye! * insert Awkward I Love You* :)"

You: "Heheh....yeah, you too.."
by AlucarddraculA August 6, 2011
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Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
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