Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

assimilation

(1)The act of being assimilated; usually by the Borg. Or, (2)the absorbtion of a foreign body into a living being.

(1) This is the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctions to our own. You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
or (2) I assimilated that bullet you shot me in the leg with.

by Paragon February 21, 2005

Assume

to take for granted or without proof. (also known as Serina)

I assume I am right.

by unknown` September 22, 2012

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

asstime

Closely related to a lightyear, a unit of time in which elapsed time can not be measured due to its immense length.

Taking a long asstime to get off
"Man, that douchebag is taking an asstime!"

by T Freds May 7, 2007

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

Assome

An ass (or booty) that is awesome; a particularly hot ass

"Damn that booty is assome!"

by Courtster May 3, 2008