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You may not believe this but.
Actually I didn't spend ALL your money.
Actually you didn't buy that car for me.
Actually the war was never approved by congress.
by Douglas Brochier December 25, 2004
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Actually

Another way of saying really? when someone tells you something crazy or dumb that happened.
Tom: Dude I almost died last night!

James: Actually?!
by Deathcabforeli May 5, 2019
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actuallypenelopedisick

a roleplay account of celebrity kourtney kardashians daughter, Penelope Disick. This user posts comedy content and reposts videos of Penelope
“Have you seen actuallypenelopedisick ‘s recent vid?”
by xyzunknown July 18, 2021
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Actually, can I have that to go please

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
by aynthoenie August 29, 2021
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actuallynoya

rando: omg have u heard about actuallynoya?! I keep hearing about them who are they??
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rando: really?!?11 i’m searching them up rn!!!
by actuallynoya October 2, 2021
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actuallygir

literally the best tiktoker ever like 😍😍😆😆😆
salem: have you seen actuallygir's new tiktok

luci: yea it was great
by ilovemitski4 February 10, 2022
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NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS
Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS
by Hard Core Truth May 27, 2019
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