The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

AssMaster

Someone with high ASSpirations

AKA: AssBait;AssMonster;AssPirate;AssBurgler

Chris is such an AssMaster.

by Who Else? February 22, 2004

assmaster

bein about a big greasy bootie. smackin, flippin and rubbin it down. a master of that ass.

assmaster_I smacked that big greasy bootie down with a spattula. im the ass master. im the assmaster

it keeps telling me im not using assmaster in my example. here's my assmaster sentence dang

by chambrey March 1, 2008

alabaster witch

An alabaster witch is a witch of stunning beauty, that s witch would use her spells in order to make men fall in love with her

That women is an alabaster witch

by Baelantiss January 31, 2018

assmaster

One who wishes to fondle lots of asses

Check out CT's weak assmaster capabilities........oh yeah MB's an assmaster too.

by Westy March 27, 2003

assmaster

Word used to describe Paddy Ho, due to his inability to stop himself from touching women's backsides at the most of inappropriate times.

Look at assmaster, he's grabbing her backside again.

by Alfonzo DeBurca March 2, 2003

AssMaster

A Tactical Ops GOD! His skills are unparalleled in all of the gamning realm. AssMaster can frag opponents just by entering a room without even firing his MP5.

FATE-Assmaster Killed FATETreyBomb
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATETaipan
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATEOxygen
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Fucking_Hostile
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Rhino
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-SemiPro
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Doc}{oliday
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-LordXap
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-W0ady
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Frominator

Best Fragger was FATE-AssMaster 1047 Damage

by Assmasta February 24, 2004