Alistair Jacobi

A very bad Motherfucker.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.

Alistair jacobi could rail me to death and I'd thank him.

by Nashuee September 8, 2021

Alistair

stinky boy, whos sweat smells and looks like piss. a bit obese and makes me want to kill myself.

Alistair is a fucking idiot hope I can smell him from a mile away

by jennyfromtheblock#pussyslay September 4, 2022

alitah

1:Sweetheart also an Badass

Mark:Look who came
Lenia:The Badass

Old man:Such a sweetheart thank u dear
ALITAH:No problem

by THEREALALITAHIMSERIOUS May 16, 2018

Alistair

Alistair is a very sexy prince and needs to get 150 followers on insta it is definitelynotprinceali so hit or miss and I’m already tracer

You look alistair today

by definitelynotprinceali January 18, 2019

Alistair Bayley

The most amazing man in the world!

A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.

Omg look! It’s Alistair Bayley! He is so handsome and I am about to faint.

by 咖啡啡啡（tryingtobeabetterme） May 10, 2020

Alistair

Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.

yo that Alistair is great fun

by Frecnh express June 30, 2020

Alistair

Alistair is just an amazing guy he brightens up ur childhood and is just really fun to be around he usually has short black hair and amazing black or brown eyes he gets all the girls an is really handsome Alistair is also really smart and probably smarter then most he’s also amazing at all sports and has brilliant fitness

Alistair is leng still I need him.

Did u see that guy I bet u his name is Alistair.

Yoo this Alistair guy is funny!

by ThisKidSick August 23, 2020