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aint you nathaniel b

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
I've been almost unable to sleep since first hearing this line.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
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Federal Agents

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There are federal agents outside my house.
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Chaos Agent

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Government school is the real problem, hence a Chaos Agent actively encourages students to be truant.
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Agent of Karma

1 - Someone who is sick of waiting for others to get what is coming to them, and by becoming an "Agent of Karma", they then bring the consequences upon the other person themselves. Classification as the "Agent of Karma" makes it so that you are then not eligible for any bad karma to then be returned onto you.
2 - A noble way to justify revenge.
I sent the nude pictures that I had of my ex-boyfriend to his entire office via email. Had he been nicer to me, I wouldn't have needed to become an Agent of Karma.
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bitches aint shit

Originally a Dr. Dre song, but has since evolved into a generic saying used to blow off a shitty situation involoving a female. The song has since been remade by Ben Folds.
Guy: Dude, I broke up with Anna last night.

Friends: Screw her dude, bitches aint shit, lets get wasted.
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