Alfonsö

the most caring and sweet guy you'll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, he's very tall and comforting.

alfonsö is the one for kiera. <33

by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021

Afonso Alves

Afonso Alves is the nicest guys you could ever meet. He is the most loyal guy you could ever meet and once you meet him theirs no going back.
Afonso Alves best talent is: *screaming* MAPILDE PERRA

Afonso Alves is the best padel player in Alfragide.

by pandeleiro March 2, 2022

Alfonso

Alfonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.

Girl 1: “is that Alfonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo fitttttt”

by CremeBrulée August 3, 2022

Alfonso

Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.

Yo I think Alfonso is gonna unleash his inner demons. He is going to rape you!

by RicardoLover October 16, 2022

Afonso João

Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.

He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty

Afonso joão has blessed us with his spirit today

by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023

Alfonso

An italian name for a man who is the master of making spaghetti

Alfonso: I'm-a the best-a pastamaker in-a town-a

by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023

Alfonso

Alfonso is big hearted person who will always be there for you.loves his family and friends and be such a gentlemen .He loves one girl and you will feel safe in his hands.

Jasmine:"I am sorry for your loss."
Her:" It's okay Alfonso is here."

by Flokosk1ng November 21, 2023