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Civil Affairs

A part of the United States Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command that specializes in a wide variety of military missions and operations to include:
1. Jumping out of planes
2. Preparing to jump out of planes
3. Riding in planes, preparing to jump out of planes, but then landing again
4. Giving toys to orphans for the opportunity to jump out of planes
5. Constantly talking about jumping out of planes
6. Bragging about (insert country here) jump wings
7. Saying things like "dirty leg", "when I was with group..." and "back with division we always..."

In addition to these tasks, Civil Affairs soldiers sometimes (rarely) train in and undertake Civil Military Operations, to include assisting combatant commanders in their interactions with the local populace, acting as a liaison between military and other US Government entities, members of the international community and NGOs, in order to ensure a whole of government approach to military operations and civilian interactions.
Dude: Man I'm so excited, my Civil Affairs unit has battle assembly this weekend!
Bro: Cool! What are you going to do!
Dude: Jump out of planes!

Dude: So we're going to jump into the objective.
Bro: Uh, but we're Civil Affairs, can't we just drive there?
Dude: You dirty leg, back when I was with the eighty-deuce we always jumped!
Bro: But this isn't even a war zone... we're staying in a hotel... and have rental cars...

Dude: This year's Civil Affairs training schedule includes 24 jumps
Bro: When are we going to practices our specialized tasks that we've f*cked up repeatedly in Iraq and Afghanistan due to lack of training and familiarity?
Dude: Ain't nobody got time for that. When I was with group....
by CASARGE May 6, 2013
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She accused the boy of stealing her phone when actually she had left her phone in a cab! This woman is obviously afflicted, and self centered.
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A Current Affair

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
by PomiWells April 12, 2012
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Affiliate Marketing

It is a way to make money by referring products on someone else's website to your personal audience or friends.

It's one of the easiest ways to get started making money online because you don't have to create your own products. You can simply practice getting people to buy products that you already use.

An example is proving a list of the top 10 blenders for sale in the USA and having a link to buy each blender at Target, Kohl's, or Macy's. You will get referral fee from those retailers of 1-10% usually.
I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.
by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020
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Food Affair

When you're eating one thing, but picturing something else.

Like when you bite into that boring lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long, Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.
Rebecca was having a food affair as she ate her protein bar, thinking instead, of a fluffy, chocolate parfait.
by Mr. Hugh Mongus October 2, 2009
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The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
by Epictrix August 27, 2012
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affirmative action

Hey jimmy! Im racist as fuck and i support affirmative action to prove it!
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