church (adjective)

The act of being very prude. (usually for religious reasons)

1. I tried to get it in with that girl last night
2. what happened?
1. she church (adjective) AF
2. i knew that was a purity ring

by BPteamGORRILLA August 20, 2012

objectively broken

Fails to meet objectively reasonable expectations, often by design or while succeeding in meeting design goals.

My DVD player is designed not to play DVDs from Japan. It is objectively broken.

by gnominous January 20, 2006

adjectiveless

too good to be true. describes a noun that doesn't step up to any adjectives

The Broadway show was adjectiveless.

by Ugwana April 10, 2010

Objective Morality Syndrome

A serious mental illness characterized by someone thinking that their opinions are solid fact and are intrinsically true. People with OMS tend to be very closed minded, who can't think for themselves, and often resort to the easiest line of thinking possible so that their tiny little brains can comprehend it.

Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.

You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.

Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans

Person with OMS: "Pornstars are whores, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing what they do!"

A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"

by BelegMaethor May 4, 2020

Objectively

In a way that is infulenced by many perspectives. Without one or a groups personal bias and soley facts anyone can access . As well as in a way that is enterly dependent on the mind to be able to state existence in conclussion. It is a subconscious view made conscious.

Objective options are compromised subjective opinions.

The physical and mental state we think and know of as objectively true

by Rialeduc January 25, 2019

Super Adjective

When additional word endings which usually make a noun into an adjective are applied to a word that already is an adjective. The resulting adjective is exponentially as definitive.

"I can call spirits from the VASTY deep!" - 1 Henry IV, Act 3, Scene 1: VAST becomes VASTY, a Super Adjective.

by RANJAQ November 17, 2010

Block (adjective- Blockin)

a block, a chunky cuboid of cheese rapped in meat for a delicious drunken snack.

Blockin - to make blocks or to describe a group of people making blocks.

Block (adjective- Blockin)

get me a block mate

pass the block

dont you be stealin my block

so man you wanna come mine for a blockin

by MasterBlocker December 15, 2010