Almost Naked Animals

One of the terrible shows the "New Cartoon Network" has recently added it stars a bunch of "Almost Naked Animals" staying in a hotel. Think of it like a Real World for kids who don't know about real TV.

Dem Almost Naked Animals is dumb

by ChosenToaster July 11, 2011

Albosky

Young individual who has lived a series of lynching, "salchichon" and other humiliating events. Cartoons, songs and other painful events have been made in honor of this individual. Best soccer goalie of the small country of Bolivia and now a renown cheese factory employee in Wisconsin

- Se pinta un huaycaaaso no se sabe,a quien le llegara...
- SE PINTA UN HUAYCAAAASO NO SE SAAAABE, A QUIEN LE LLEGARA...

-ALBOSKY!!!! ALBOSKY!!!! un huaaaaaycaaaso al albosky!!!!!

by J--dog January 22, 2008

Alqosh

Alqosh is a Chaldean village located in northern Iraq. The people that live in alqosh are Chaldeans that are fearless and will do anything to feed their family. They are the most dangerous, but the most loyal and generous people you can meet out of all other Chaldeans. They can be referred to as Alqoshnaya or Alqosh Chaldeans.

Someone: What’s your ethnicity?
Me: I’m Chaldean
Someone: Oh cool! Which village are you from?

Me: Alqosh

by Lil Chaldo November 19, 2018

alpott

An idiot beyond comprehension. Comes from the word "Tosspot".

"You are such an alpott"

by carl May 25, 2004

Almost Hot

1. An average girl you stumble upon that clearly is almost hot, nothing to exciting going on there, just plain and simply, almost hot. This girl is generally still poundable, but wont be receiving a call ever again.

1. Man, that girl was only "Almost Hot".

2. Hey Bro, you gotta have my back tonight I need someone to hook up with my girlfriends best friend, she's "Almost Hot".

by Framed Final Boss August 21, 2011

ALPS

Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.

That man has some strong ALPS, I aspire to be like him one day.

by Paul Giarrusso May 13, 2016

Almost

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005