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I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"
Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!
by Rag2123 December 2, 2024
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slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016
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slick as snot on a doorknob

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass
Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006
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slick dick son of a bitch

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.
That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.
by Methcunt November 29, 2010
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Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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