If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013

sweet as a moose

used when you are felling real good

some guy:are you good

me: im sweet as a moose

by Captain art April 7, 2005

Cool As A Moose

Cooler than being cool but not nearly as cool as Ice Cold

Greg: Man, did you see Jim run over that douche?

Rob: I sure did! He's cool as a moose!

by Roblow26 October 2, 2008

Poop a Moose

The act of pooping the day before a field trip when you are so exited that you can not hold your bowl movements.

I can't wait for the field trip tomorrow. I'm going to poop a moose so im ready.

by iamthewalrus1993 May 15, 2007

Buzzin' like a moose.

The point when packing a lip of tobacco when you reach your best buzz and are as calm and chill as a moose.

Man, I'm buzzin' like a moose.

by scottishchap January 21, 2011

Hung Like a Moose

A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches

man 1:Damb yo that mutha fucka is hung like a moose!!
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?

by Higgins mutha fucka January 19, 2007

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006