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lando

(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.
farren: yum its lando
ryder: landons cool

joseph: lando is stinky
aayush: *popcorn*
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Lando fanclub

by Lando fanclub December 17, 2016
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lando norris

a fuckin awesome THREE time f1 grand prix winner.
(probably the 2024 wdc and im predicting it rn)
me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr
by ln4ngel October 8, 2024
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Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.
Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"
by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015
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Dirty Lando

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.
I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.
by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021
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lando-carisian

the name of lando carisian

and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less

its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
by chisseled July 16, 2022
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Chloe landos

A loud girl who likes to smell farts
There goes Chloe Landos sucking a fart
by Ethemia214 March 19, 2025
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