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Lando

A word describing how you can't trust someone
IDK so he's lando
by Coolestboi January 13, 2019
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Lando

Lando is the king of ani-tiktok a sexy …. baka owner he’s the swift knight and could have his way with your aunt and mom and sister !
“ Hey this dude is such a lando his shinobi rod can make anyone give in
by syntarddd May 13, 2022
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Dirty Lando

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.
I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.
by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021
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lando-carisian

the name of lando carisian

and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less

its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
by chisseled July 16, 2022
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lando magik

A up and coming Soundcloud rapper.
Technically used as a person who uses Soundcloud but dosen't have the Soundcloud style.
Me:Hey bro have you heard the new Lando Magik track?
Bitty:Yea bro that shit fire.
by Bitty Titti May 31, 2018
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Lando Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Lando was murdered (smoked) by Prosys goons
"I'm smoking on that Lando Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"
by Internet goons September 24, 2020
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Lando

Hey look, it's lando from angry birds
by notdarkjosie February 15, 2020
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