Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"
i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
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Panalysis ("Pee-nal-i-sis") - A portmanteau formed by combining a variety of words starting with "p" with the word "analysis". Most commonly used by small children who want to sneakily use a "bad" word, as the pronunciation differs from how it may initially appear, and expresses a form of disgust or distaste of the subject. Can be used in reference to a variety of "p" words such as but not limited to:
"Penis"
"Poop"
"Pee"
"Potty"
Alternatively, can be used to mock a writer or singer for poor or seemingly forced use of alliteration in attempt to sound sophisticated.
"Penis"
"Poop"
"Pee"
"Potty"
Alternatively, can be used to mock a writer or singer for poor or seemingly forced use of alliteration in attempt to sound sophisticated.
"I spent a really long, hard time last night on this huge essay panalysis for homework."
"This guy really just rhymed 'poop paralysis panalysis' and put a 'p' in front of 'analysis'."
"This guy really just rhymed 'poop paralysis panalysis' and put a 'p' in front of 'analysis'."
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Get the penaldingled mug.A nice sounding alternate word for vagina. The word punani has almost a flowery sound to the word. If you were to hear it used in conversation, it would sound way less vulgar than some of the other alternate names for vagina. However, most people would still get the meaning of what you were talking about.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
Girl 1: "Where is Ted today?"
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
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