tijuana circle jerk 

Like a regular circle jerk, but with a donkey in the middle. Last one to cum on the donkey gets fucked by the donkey.

Last Friday, I went to Mexico, and for five dollars, I participated in a tijuana circle jerk. Thank God I didn't finish last.

tijuana circle jerk by yourignhere July 28, 2015

Victory Jerk 

The act of masterbating after succeding in a competition of sorts instead of celebrating. Also done after performing a task you were told you were unable to do. Not to be confused with Relaxterbation

Nick: I told them i could land that plane im gonnas go have a victory Jerk

Victory Jerk by Mr.Moneybags April 6, 2010

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

Jergens Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Shirk and Jerk

To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.

I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!

Shirk and Jerk by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

twerk and jerk 

When you shake your ass in someone's face while jerking them off.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that chick's butt?
Guy 2: Yea I also heard she gives and nice twerk and jerk.
Guy 1: how do you know?
Guy 2: I was there...

twerk and jerk by thisguysuka May 20, 2014

Don't jerk the car 

Don't jerk the car is used when you're telling a driver to drive someone over

Mike: Yo don't jerk the car for that guy I hears he's an opp

Don't jerk the car by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020

Circle Jerk Chicken 

The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.

Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!

Circle Jerk Chicken by sciflyer.25 July 2, 2016