Holy Cats!

An expression of sheer and utter disbelief. Derived from the more common expression "Holy Cow!" (which is of Hindi origins).

Etymologists have tracked the phrase to a specific household in Colorado, where two (and perhaps more) males have been recorded using the expression. It is rumoured that the expression will soon inexplicably spread throughout much of Cambridge, MA.

"Holy Cats! I still have a lot of work left to do on my thesis!" quipped one of said Colorado natives.

Holy Cats! by DeeMar December 15, 2008

holy roller

n. A devout Christian who oppresses others' beliefs under the condition that those beliefs are inconsistant with the oppressor's. See also psychotic neofacist bitch.

Gary's mom is a fucking holy roller.

holy roller by blueduck577 May 15, 2004

holy crud 

wow! unexpected!

HOLY CRUD thats alot of money!

holy crud by natezlildork September 28, 2003

holy warrior 

Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.

Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.

holy warrior by slonob February 1, 2004

Holy Latkes! 

A sarcastic thing to say when a friend of yours (Jewish) says, "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!". This only works if you are NOT Jewish.

Jewish Friend: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!!
You (Not Jewish): No. You don't get to say that. YOU ARE JEWISH! That would be like me saying "Holy Latkes!"

Holy Latkes! by Bumsquafer February 4, 2008

Holy Grail Pants

Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.

Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!

Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!

Holy Grail Pants by Weareroftheholygrailpants December 20, 2008

holy mess 

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.

After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.

holy mess by greatboozeup January 24, 2009