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Cumergency

An emergency caused by not ejaculating for long periods of time.
Dave: Yo, check out that booty *points to big booty*
Peter: Whoa, that looks amazing.
Dave: Yea, she def doesn't skip leg days
Peter: I think I have a cumergency, gonna go to the bathroom to take care of right now...
Dave: Seriously bro? At the club...?
by Sneaky_Snake44 March 14, 2023
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Camberlyn

Camberlyn is a very funny person. She lights up a room and makes everyone feel happy! She is a sweet and sarcastic person. She can often feel insecure and sad at times but she doesn't like telling people how she really feels. she is a great friend and any person is lucky to have a camberlyn friend. She can get annoying sometimes though. She has a goofy personality and can get super crazy.
"Camberlyn is such a funny girl!"
by dietcokelover87 March 15, 2023
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Cumbrain

Brian: Ayoooo guess whose feet I just scored!?
Tom: For the last time Brian, stop asking random girls for feet pics and go touch some grass you cumbrain.
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Cumbrella

:Cum catchers
Females with long fake eyelashes/extensions that are long enough to catch cum while giving head.
"Hey is Amanda wearing false lashes?"
"Yeah, they are huge, she must use them as cum catchers."
"Definitely like a cumbrella."
by JMCS2023 May 10, 2023
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Cumbrained

Verb- The after effects of orgasming many times after sex and or masturbation including foggy memory, sleepiness, giddiness, zoned out.
aka Cumming your brains out. Can also be spelled "coom brained"
You were so cumbrained last night you passed right out afterwards it was cute.
I tried playing video games with you afterwards but I was too cumbrained to focus.
by Biggis Dickus May 15, 2023
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cumbet

An imbecile with less sperm in there testicles than bitches they have.
You half-witted cumbet go grow some balls.

Larry: Yeah Ted got fired because he called the boss a cumbet.
by BeanLocator May 19, 2023
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Cuber

Someone who works from home and is always offering rides to their friend. A mixture of Charlotte and Uber.
“Can anyone give me a ride today?”
“Cuber can!”
by Cuber lover June 15, 2023
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