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Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.
After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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n. Semen Receiver

You can call a woman that to piss feminists off or get their attention.
1. You wanna piss off a feminist?
Call her a cum-catcher

2. Well... let's not do it then.
by Anne_1Lynn July 25, 2005
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1. Noun Offensive: The mouth of an individual who gives or is expected to give a blowjob.

2. Noun: Offensive/Devaluing phrase for a male's significant other (of either sex).
1. Shut your cum catcher and listen already!

2. Why don't you be a good little cum catcher and get me a beer.
by InaGoddessEye December 29, 2004
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1) A tattoo on the lower back of a female. Called a cum catcher because the lower back is where a male ejaculates on a female after pulling out after doggy style sex. Refers to the belief that girls with lower back tattoos are promiscuous.

2) A mustache (can also refer to a goatee). Cum catcher implies that the man gives oral sex to other men, thereby catching cum around his mouth.
1) "Look at the cum catcher on that girl sitting at the bar! Might as well be a bullseye!"

2) "Dude, please shave. You look like one of the Village People with that cum catcher."
by Brad, from the great state of February 05, 2008
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