Cumergency

An emergency caused by not ejaculating for long periods of time.

Dave: Yo, check out that booty *points to big booty*
Peter: Whoa, that looks amazing.
Dave: Yea, she def doesn't skip leg days
Peter: I think I have a cumergency, gonna go to the bathroom to take care of right now...
Dave: Seriously bro? At the club...?

by Sneaky_Snake44 March 14, 2023