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Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.
BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.
Belgian Crank by dih sendy October 26, 2025
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Unicorn crank

A sexual position in which a person crouches low beneath a male partner’s genitalia and rests the bridge of their nose against the partner’s grundle (the space between the testicles and anus). In this position, each testicle rests over one eye like goggles while the penis is manipulated upward against the person’s forehead.
She gave a mean unicorn crank
Unicorn crank by Pooter420 April 11, 2026

Common Crank

In the Roblox game Adopt Me!, a "Common Crank" is the total opposite of a "Jiggly Jaggle." It refers to a player who is untrustworthy and toxic. These players are known for being overly rude for no reason—often "venting" or getting aggressive in chat—while simultaneously attempting false trust trades or other scams. Like a common-tier pet, they have no value in the trading community due to their bad attitude and "scammy" behavior.
Player A: "That guy just tried to scam me with a fake trust trade, then called me names when I said no."
Player B: "Typical Common Crank behavior. Just report them and move to a different server."
Common Crank by haseulfreak April 24, 2026

Hate Crank

When you experience such feelings of rage it encourages you to ejaculate to the subject that angered you
Stacy made me so fucking mad the other day, I hate cranked to that bitch.
Hate Crank by B-Minerall May 31, 2026

Too Dank To Crank 

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm
This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

Triple jingle crank 

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf
Triple jingle crank by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021