EggieOnAHeggie's definitions

Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution

Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf

by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021

Party Marty

A queen's university legend
Professional sender
Can also become Smarty Marty when required

Matt: "No way you can finish that growers"
Party Marty: "Watch me"
*Party Marty chugs 2L of growers in 20 seconds*
Matt: "Let's go Party Marty"

by EggieOnAHeggie February 8, 2020