Definitions by Pooter420
Unicorn crank
A sexual position in which a person crouches low beneath a male partner’s genitalia and rests the bridge of their nose against the partner’s grundle (the space between the testicles and anus). In this position, each testicle rests over one eye like goggles while the penis is manipulated upward against the person’s forehead.
Unicorn crank by Pooter420 April 11, 2026