The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

tornado

A sudden and inexplicable increase in customers, causing massive amounts of damage and devastation. Then, just as strangely as it appears, the whole thing blows over and the place is empty and now wrecked.

"We've just had a bit of a tornado in here, Boss."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

wet tornado

a guy rubbing his penis into a girls ear while cumming.

Pablo wanted to get back at that bitch so he gave her a wet tornado.

by Katartha May 14, 2006

torker

An action sometimes influenced by the act of maneating. Boys are led on, and made to look like fools. The process only lasts about a month. If torkering is done correctly, the boys come back for more.

We torkered him with phone calls and texts last december, and he came back for more this august.

by victoria pfleg August 25, 2007

torkue

a fat guy on fire who runs into the wall a million times.

The man was considered a torkue because he combusted into the wall.

by bobonase June 5, 2011

fuck tornado

noun: An unstoppable whirlwind of sex.

A fuck tornado is perhaps the most unstoppable force in the known universe.

by ttb193 October 6, 2010

swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014